Friday, September 28, 2007

~Office Humor~

Hehehe! Natawa lang ako dito while searching for the office jokes... share ko lang sa mga readers ng blog ko...hehehe! have a nice funny day!

New Policy for Office Employees

Dress Code:

You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon.

We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim- Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Tuesday, September 25, 2007


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I love this song just this weekend. Dati d ko to pinapansin kasi d ko nmn nagets pa nun ung lyrics as well as d ako mahilig sa rap. But now i love it already, especially the lyrics.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


Five employees left in just one month. Whew! Shocking news almost everyday but we can't do anything about it but to accept the truth. Guys para sainyo to:

Dar, Tha, Mia, Kuya Ricky, and Van take care always wherever you go, Goodluck sa bagong journey, definitely VeriFone will not be the same as before kau umalis. Congratulations for your career-growth and keep in touch always.

I will miss the laughter(Dar), the green jokes(Tha na walang katulad magjoke), the Ruffa Mae like voice(Mia), the kuya in the 32nd floor(Kuya Ricky), and even the quietness but sobrang kabaklaan inside(Van).

Adiue...cheerio...bon voyage....goodluck...Godbless you all. :)

Friday, September 14, 2007

~The Leaf, The Wind and The Tree~

I want to share this story(i think this was an old story) that first greeted my Friday morning. I had edited some but the thought is still the same. I know lots of people can relate on this and some have already read the whole story.

A Tree has many leaves but he loves most the most ordinary Leaf among the leaves but never dared go after. Leaf knows that they both want to be together but why does Tree always take her for granted. Tree believes that if Leaf is meant for him, they will be together and there's no need to give up the other leaves. Leaf witnesses how Tree chases the other but Tree always ignored Leaf when he saw her crying.

There is Wind who always dry the dews on Leaf and he knows that Leaf is so dependent on Tree. Wind loves Leaf and for her to leave the Tree, she needs a gust of Wind that will blow her away. However, Leaf said,

"Leaf's heart is too heavy and Wind couldn't blow her away."

But Wind replied,
"It's not that Leaf's heart is too heavy. It is because Leaf never wanted to leave Tree."

Wind realized that Leaf leaving the Tree whom she relied on for so long, takes a lot of courage but the Wind continue to blow. Finally, Leaf left Tree but Tree only smiled and didn't ask her to stay. When Wind carries the Leaf, a hot liquid came from the Tree.

Leaf's departure is because Wind pursuits her or it is because Tree didn't ask her to stay.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

~Programmer's Day...wahaha!~

Programmer's day

Programmer's day is a whimsical "holiday" on the 256th day of the year celebrated mostly by computer programmers (reason: 256 = 2 to the power of 8 = the number of values representable in a byte of data). Traditions include drinking, behaving silly, coding silly programs, mini computer games, playing with old computers, etc. Programmer's day usually falls on September 13th; on leap years, it is September 12th.


Josme! Meron pala Programmer's Day... hahahaha! eto pa malufet... "reason: 256 = 2 to the power of 8 = the number of values representable in a byte of data" << napakanerd naman ng nag-isip nito. wahahaha!

Eto isa pang nerdy....

Pi Day

March 14 is the official day for Pi Day derived from the common three-digit approximation for the number Pi, 3.14. It is usually celebrated at 1:59 pm (3.14159). Parties have been held by mathematics departments of various schools around the world.

====== o di ba, san ka pa? hahaha!

This is the website for this nerdy days...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

~Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!~

Waaaaaahhh! Ang sakit ng tyan ko...huhuhu!
Kc nmn eh ano ba pinakain mo sken Zerlan nung birthday mo? 2 days nang magulo ang sikmura ko...tapos nagt***e pa ako...huhuhu! D tuloy ako makakain ng maayos at makakapagjogging.

Hmmmmm, ano kaya solusyon d2? Ahuhuhu!

Monday, September 10, 2007

~Irony of Life~

One morning, someone has told me that one of my co-worker will be resigning coz she finds a job that will pay her twice as what she had received in our company. Aside from that, she has offers from US and Malaysia. Goodness!!! Watta lucky girl!!

I don't like to feel inferior, envy her but I just can't help it. It's what I dream to happen in my career. Even i think of lots of positive words to console myself, I know deep within me I can't lie to myself what I truly feel.

I call this as "irony of life". Why? Because compared to her, I am the one who needs it very badly but I can't get what I want. As far as i know, accrdg to my officemate, her family is earning more compared to us. I'm speechless.

It's true that what her destiny, won't mean to become my destiny also. As per kuya kim said, "ang buhay ay weather weather lang." Moreover:

"Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned,
lives touched and moments shared along the way"

This is an excerpt from one of my former colleague's email. Oh well, this quote somewhat helps us to never envy others who succeed in their careers and gained more money than us.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

~It's Over~

This entry is for my Berks: (so that I won't repeat the story again and again) ^_^

I know guys that you've been waiting for this moment and finally the time of reconciliation between Pao and Me happened on Sept 3. How? Read on.

I was slightly busy at work when suddenly i received these messages:

paopao (9/3/2007 4:06:25 PM): ui
neng (9/3/2007 4:08:25 PM): y
paopao (9/3/2007 4:08:41 PM): musta?
paopao (9/3/2007 4:08:45 PM): jobless ako!

The conversation started and all I can reply is "why?" and after I have known the reasons why he is jobless I ask him:

neng (9/3/2007 4:26:27 PM): why are you telling this to me? db galit ka sken?

I asked this because I don't know the reason why suddenly of all the people, he confided to me. Then as expected he replied rudely:

paopao (9/3/2007 4:26:37 PM): huh?
paopao (9/3/2007 4:26:44 PM): la ako makausap e
paopao (9/3/2007 4:28:39 PM): tinatanong kita
paopao (9/3/2007 4:28:58 PM): now kung gusto barahan ulet at sigawan tau, ok lang
paopao (9/3/2007 4:29:01 PM): ANO?

I told him that if he continues answering like that, I won't talk to him coz I'm so sick of exchanging dreadful words. I explained why I ask those questions and finally he said:

paopao (9/3/2007 4:30:54 PM): wala
paopao (9/3/2007 4:31:03 PM): na ayoko na ng kaaway
paopao (9/3/2007 4:31:06 PM): simple

That's it! Then we tackled how we got mad at each other and to make the long story short, we said sorry for what we think we've done wrong for each other. I think it's better not to tell all the details here for everybody's sake.

After this, I still can't absorb the fact that the friendship blues I am talking about months ago, was OVER. But don't misunderstood me coz honestly, I can't be the Nelda you used to know before. Yeah, I have the right to say NO sometime. Although you can approach me at the toughest moment of your lives but I won't give my total involvement in your problems unless it's necessary. If history repeats(as what had happened between Leng, Me and Pao), always remember I AM NOT PERFECT and A SUPERWOMAN to handle this alone. Likewise, even both of you are my friends, bear in mind that I will not tolerate you if for me, what you're doing is wrong.

Sorry guys, if I have caused you also trouble because of this. You know what, this situation shows you how well do you know me as well as myself. Really, I don't like to be in wrath coz I don't like myself when I'm into it. I just thank God for putting me in this situation. Maybe He likes me to know myself well and I am so grateful that the friendship I have invested didn't totally vanished.

I thank you guys for understanding/supporting us all throughout. Likewise, I want to extend my warmest gratitude to Drake for the advices and comforts as well as helping me to calm down when I am into intense emotion.

I am sharing this quote:
"Life would never be too complicated if you will not make it that way."

I love you guys no matter what! ^_^